Lily! O! Lily! Where Art Thy Brains?
January 14, 2006
Lily is a recently aquired Weinerdog. She is handsomely pedigreed, with a long and illustrious ancestry and the physique of a supermodel. She is sweet natured, if pushy, and has a highly developed sense of entitlement. She is a canine Paris Hilton. We briefly considered naming her Paris, but decided against it, since no one will remember Ms. Hilton in 5 years and folk would wonder why we named a dog after an overrated city in France.
She is remarkably photogenic creature, but thanks to the advent of digital photography and the freedom it affords, I have been able to capture her prodigious goofy side. It is the part of her personality that allows us to forgive the avaricious facet of her nature.
Enjoy these Pictures of Lily (kudos to the first person unrelated to me who can name the reference)
She’s Feminine and Dainty in All She Does.
She’s Lovely and As Substantial as Whipped Air
She’s Talented! She Dances!
She Sings!
She has Attitude (talk to the hand)
She is utterly self-assured.
except when she’s not…
January 16, 2006 at 12:03 pm
I thought she was refusing to sign an autograph (not “talk to the hand”).
Since no one is biting on the “Pictures of Lily” teaser…
It is from the song by The Who of the same name, and refers to how pictures of Lily (Langtree) helped him to sleep at night when he was an adolescent…..