We all should have a last name

#4 child, who’s 12,informed me he knows Rusty’s last name.
“What is it?” I asked.
“Stevenson” he answered. “Say it. Rusty Stevenson, it just rolls right off your tongue. Unlike, say, Rusty Dopamine, which sounds odd. Or Rusty Clam Chowder, which is just weird.”

I have an interesting family.

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